Trail Speak is a collection of ordinary words and phrases, but with alternate definitions that have meaning for trail users, especially runners. Here are a few examples:
401K - a 250 mile ultra marathon
Dirty Old Man - a Masters trail runner
Fossil Fuel - an energy bar you find buried in a drawer and discover it's a flavor they don't make anymore
Iran - what you did today
Microwave - the subtle greeting you reserve for mountain bikers you meet on the trail
Racist - an expert at running races
Stimulus Package - an energy gel with caffiene
Strip Search - how you check for ticks after a trail run
Wife Beater - a guy who finishes the trail race before his wife
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