Two Kinds of Drivers

There are two kinds of drivers I call "fast" and "slow". This is how you can identify them:

SLOW DRIVERS	FAST DRIVERS
low skill / attention level	high skill / attention level
tailgates	passes
sits at green light	takes off immediately
slows way down to turn	takes turns at speed
slows way down for restriction	passes through restriction at speed
frequently yields right-of-way	never yields right-of-way
irregular freeway speed	constant freeway speed
clusters around trucks	conciously avoids clusters
yells at or messes with bad drivers	gets far away from bad drivers
fills gaps and sits there	uses gaps to pass
gets in exit lane early	exits at last minute
can't imagine anyone driving faster	can't imagine anyone driving slower
not considerate of drivers behind	always considers drivers behind
side mirrors point straight back	side mirrors point out to blind spots
gawks at accident	looks for way ahead
leaves big gaps in traffic	stays close without tailgating
stays in fast lane even when slowest	always changes to fastest lane
hesitant to pull out into traffic	charges out into traffic
slows before entering exit ramp	slows after entering exit ramp
enters freeway at slow speed	enters freeway at freeway speed
slows down to change lanes	speeds up to change lanes
encounters obstruction, slows down, then tries to pass	plans ahead to avoid obstruction without slowing down
drives a large, safe vehicle	drives anything but a large, safe vehicle
drives very cautiously when slick	practices braking and skidding when slick